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He’s just like Jean Valjean – a great man languishing in cruel confinement. Except he’s got access to the Web.
Lil Wayne, in jail for a year on weapons charges, told his fans Friday (via WeezyThanxYou.com) that he reads the Bible every day.
In a note that could have been written by Descartes (or Deepak Chopra) Lil says “to those who hate” that “Hate is only a form [of] love that hasn’t found a way to express itself logically.” he says he’ll always love us, “no matter what they do to erase me.”
Oh, Jean! my lost Jean!
Back to stonerland! Kal Penn is leaving the White House to return to the accursed Babel that is Hollywood to star in a Christmas-themed Harold and Kumar movie, says Entertainment Weekly. Kal left showbiz after President Obama’s election for a gig as associate director of public engagement, whatever that might be. The White House has yet to comment.Tidbits ‘n’ pieces S. Epatha Merkerson, who has played Lt. Anita Van Buren on NBC’s Law & Order since ‘93, is quitting after this season. Merkerson, 57, who captured Amercia’s hearts as Reba the Mail Lady on Pee-wee’s Playhouse, has not given a reason, though she reportedly is battling cancer.
Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez, who’ve been on-and-off-and-off-and-on again since the Cenozoic Era, are off. (Can you hear the muffled cries emanating from her boudoir?)
Citing an anon pal, People says Charlie Sheen, 44, wants to leave CBS’s top-rated sitcom, Two and a Half Men. no comment from CBS.
Did Kate Gosselin’s turn on Dancing with the Stars terrify you? Kate says on her blog some viewers told her that “the expression on my face looked like something out of a horror movie.” Poor Kate.
Jesse James update Sandra Bullock’s classy hubby, Jesse James, who has worked hard to match Tiger Woods‘ record as a philanderer, is “a broken man,” says JJ’s lawyer, Joe Yanny. “This whole thing has destroyed Jesse’s entire universe.”
Huh? what destroyed him?
The lovers? Sandra’s finding out he had lovers? Or the media’s finding out Sandra had found out? JJ, who has sleazed off to rehab, loves his wife lots and lots, Yanny says.
A book by Wild Thing? Former Phillies pitcher Mitch “Wild Thing” Williams, who took us to great heights in ‘93 only to break our hearts in the World Series, will sign copies of his memoir, Straight Talk From Wild Thing, at BJ’s Wholesale Club, 2054 Red Lion rd., from noon to 1:30 p.m. on April 10.Fame stinks “I don’t want to have the responsibility of being a big actress, I don’t want to be on a poster.” so says Oscar-nominee Carey Mulligan. The star of An Education tells Wonderland mag the insane hype of film awards season has turned her off her vocation.Contact “SideShow” at firstname.lastname@example.org.
This column contains information from Inquirer wire services.
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