Fashion Junkies are all abuzz over reports that Vera Wang is the designer of Chelsea Clinton’s wedding gown. Chelsea entered the Vera Wang studio yesterday incognito, fanning the flames of intrigue. We have to assume the rumors are true. after all, what else would one wear at a $5 Million dollar wedding?

Yes, it’s ok now to forget about the starving and homeless in Haiti. Or AIDS stricken Africa. Or, closer to home, the nine million people now unemployed due to Daddy Bill Clinton opening the barn door on subprime mortgages. if Chelsea wants to wear a Vera Wang wedding gown for her $5 Million dollar nuptials, so be it!

The cost of the Chelsea Clinton wedding is ballooning as rapidly as an Obama spending program! and just as pointless and wasteful! Add to that how the folks in Rhinebeck, new York feel. The cost of security for the posh affair has skyrocketed. So much so that the community is requesting assistance in footing the tab.

It’s bad enough that Rhinebeck will be in a lock-down mode as it’s airspace becomes more restricted than Area 51. The poor beleaguered residents will have to deal with an endless parade of politicians and celebrities, too. We all know what stinkers they are! bad tippers, too! Most won’t even pick up the bill.

The latest word now is that the Obamas were never invited to the nuptials. Neither were the divorcing Gores. Is this a sign that Barack and Michelle will be next? does this explain Michelle’s ‘private’ vacation to Spain, skipping out on her husband’s birthday? and just where was she last year during his special day?

Other than Chelsea, Vera Wang is certainly pleased with all the attention. I’m sure her company will profit well. let us hope there will not be a call for a windfall profit tax on Vera Wang for making Chelsea Clinton her wedding gown.

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